The Ultimate Time Management Secret: One Minute to 31% More Time EVERY DAY

Forget time management.  I’m giving you Time Miracle-Gro.

My gift to you: 34 hours 39 minutes every week.  An extra 5 hours a day.

This secret will extend your life, your waking hours, by 31%.   Time machines ain’t got shit on me.

This is next-level shit right here.  A number of self-help gurus sent envelopes full of fire ants to my address when they found out I was revealing this time management secret.

But I am courageous.  I will stand against their ants and their tyranny.   The people will do ANYTHING for 5 hours a day, and I will give it to them.

The secret is this: You just have to do one thing.

Turn off the fucking TV.  

 

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