Career Advice for the Lost and Hungry
“So what’s up man?” You can see his eyes roll into the back of his head as he goes into his elevator pitch. He’s done this before. Good for him. He tells me the story he made up. The one he thinks I’ll like about
Burn the Ships: How to Quit Your Job
So I hear a lot of advice on making decisions. Most wise adults will tell you to set up sure-fire guarantees in your life: Don’t leave a job until you have another offer Don’t break up with a girl until you know you can find
How to remove an accent and learn any language right
Hey – don’t waste your time on this unless you want to learn any language! Seriously, this post is really only going to be worth reading if language-learning matters to you. If not, find another post. Or buy my book. It’s rad. Also, this is
So . . . what are you doing in the shower?
I don’t mean to be nosy but . . . . What do you do in the shower these days? For those who blushed: chilllll. I’m not trying to catch you sinning. Neither am I about to go on a no-fap rant (still formulating my
How To (Guarantee You Won’t) Make Your Dreams Come True
What are your wildest fantasies? Fame? Riches? Maybe you’re superhumanly charismatic and people crowd you when you walk into rooms. You crack them up with your wit and charm. Maybe your writing gets covered in the NYTimes Book Review, or your first album becomes a multi-platinum
You Might Be a Closet Hater – How to Stay Positive
As soon as you create or do something worth caring about, at least 10% of the audience won’t like it and 1% will FUCKING HATE IT. This cannot be avoided. This is based on my 100% unscientific research on Reddit voting and comments. Totally anecdotal.